Funny online dating stories
TBH I’ve never been big on the whole ‘dating’ thing.
Something my friends and family have pointed out many a time (Alright, alright I GET IT!
But for every great date, you might have to endure five awful ones.
When we first started speaking, I initially thought that I had hit the jackpot: he had immaculate grammar when texting (which is very important), was really good-looking and seemed totally normal (or so I thought) in a pool of not-so-normal Tinder men.
We got on really well during our first date, and I didn’t even mind when he insisted that we take it in turns to buy drinks.
Sometimes clichés come into existence because there is simply no better way to describe a situation.
So when we write that modern dating is an absolute minefield, you’ll know it's because meeting an absolute tool is a very real danger many of us face.
That was until we actually went on a date to Gordon’s Wine Bar and in the height of summer, tons of people outside the cosy joint, he burst into perhaps the worst rendition of Arctic Monkeys ‘I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor’ I’ve ever heard. And he kept forgetting the words and looking to me like ‘C’mon you know the words’. I hadn’t seen the guy in years, but we’d had a few dates back then and stayed friends on Facebook.