Jerry seinfeld quotes about dating why is dating hard

’” Jerry: “That’s worse.” Jerry, on public displays of affection: “People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public.” George: “I gotta call Elaine.” Jerry: “She’s out.” George: “Oh, yeah. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I’ve ever made in my entire life has been wrong. ” George: “No.” Kramer: “Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning? You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air. The blind date.” Jerry: “They call it a ‘setup’, now. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. ” George: “I like to get the Daily News.” Jerry: “This isn’t a good time.” Telemarketer: “When would be a good time to call back, sir? You telling me you’re not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit?

What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

” Jerry: “Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.” George, on women wanting ‘bad boys’: “Why is nice bad?

Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” – George George: “Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?

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I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.” – Jerry “You don’t understand.